red cross questions before you give blood are like

  • do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)
  • were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997
  • have you ever even SEEN a gay man
justnoodlefishthings:
“equagga:
“ justnoodlefishthings:
“ storyhorsedork:
“ justnoodlefishthings:
“ mothsarepreciousbabs:
“ justnoodlefishthings:
“This is a slumber so deep only true love’s kiss can wake him
”
Reblog to smooch him awake
”
At 1,000...

This is a slumber so deep only true love’s kiss can wake him

Reblog to smooch him awake

At 1,000 smooches, he shall Awaken

is he awake

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he is Awake….but at what cost

equagga

go back to bed nubby

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he slumbers once more….goodnight sweet prince…..dream of bugs

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

caucasianscriptures:
“Be afraid
”
pruane2:
“ pruane2:
“hey mom wjat
” ”

hey  mom wjat

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I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

the kids would love him.

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is so wholesome

Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.

After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he uses—“secrets!” he tells anyone who asks—but they’re beautiful. They’re coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.

This is one of the best HP headcanons I’ve ever read.

good smell with good day!!

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wonderytho:
“me irl
”
wonderytho

me irl

thenib:
“From Kasia Babis.
”
leclercs-kepi:
“ dejamlovren:
“ gods-little-punk:
“is….. is this allowed?
”
Unironically this
”
The only valid youth pastor.
”

is….. is this allowed?

Unironically this

The only valid youth pastor.

They didn’t .gif the best part!

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I trust you…

If these scientists ever let this baby fall I will be taking names. Preserve this robots trust.

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