Lover of the Office, music, and text posts.
Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire
Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.
That is so sweet I might just stab someone
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
"Stuff Being Thrown at My Head," a photo series by Latvian photographer Kaija Straumanis
I was expecting these photos to have some sort of deep meaning
Then I scrolled down and they’re just called stuff being thrown at my head
This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency