Headed to JBU in the fall :)
Lover of the Office, Parks and Rec, music, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and text posts.
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
r u wearing one of those half shirt things
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
Look, I’m thirty-six and within the past twelve months I am sure I have uttered the words ‘We should ask an adult’ or ‘Where are the grown-ups?’ on more than one occasion.
I told my grandpa he’s too old to cut the grass and now he’s talking about the Vietnam War and how grass doesn’t scare him
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience